...this Jamaican guy comes in with the only accent, and i swear he had multiple personality disorder (he must have) -
rdy:
Jamaican- yuh get wun man?
Me- excuse me?
Jamaican- meh looking fuh wun shirt
Me- what color and size?
Jamaican- leh we go out?
Me- huh?
Jamaican- black shirt
Me- what size?
Jamaican- yuh hungry?
Me- ? uh, sowwie, i have a boyfriend
Jamaican- small
Me- ...uhmmm, we only have medium
Jamaican- yuh nah eat?
Me- i ate already
Jamaican- shirt too big, i need a small
Me- we can order it
Jamaican- so yuh guh go out with meh?
Me- no thank you
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