Analogy

My bestie has told me since day 1 that she loves my analogies...on everything
I think mainly on guys
I know she's prolly waiting on this post just so she can <3 it lol....but before i start, please let me explain, that this was my thoughts at 18...with that being said, here yuh go:

GUYS are like SHOPPING!-yes, shopping.
For instance...you see an outfit that you want...you are either going to A) try it on, and if it fits 'right'...purchase it...or B) purchase it and take it home...praying it fits
^^ now, chances are if you don't 'try it on'...you're gonna end up returning it the very next day
Same thing with guys...i believe you need to 'feel out' guys in order to start 'talking' (when i mean 'talking', i don't mean dating)...if you just rush into something without getting to know them, chances are...it's not going to work out

14 DAY RETURN POLICY
I always give a guy a 2 week trail...to get to know 'him'...no kissing, no sleeping with...just 'getting to know him'...if I not satisfied...RETURN.

AFTER 14 DAYS....
Trade in for a store credit  ~_^ ....'it's just clothes'...no need to get attached, shed tears, or be miserable...and this applies if you remove the tag
(i'm rly hoping you guys are following me ~_^)


My thoughts have of course changed within time....
i only have 1 RULE:
I DON'T WASTE MY TIME!
yup yup^^